11 BIZARRE THINGS EATEN BY MY OMNIVOROUS CAT

Many cats think they're (better than) people. My pet, Tips, goes one better by eating people food. That's food intended for people, not food made of people. Tips could never be considered a humanitarian.

Here's what her shopping list would look like if she didn't have slaves to go out & buy groceries for her:

1. Marshmallows
2. Pickled Beet juice
3. Bolognese sauce
4. Butter
5. Lasagna (probably)
6. Breakfast cereals
7. Spaghetti
8. Crisps

9. Mixed vegetables
10. Cake Icing
11. Mac 'n' Cheese

Of course I don't actually feed that stuff to her. I'm too stingy to share my food. She steals my leftovers instead. Unlike me, her diet of human food seems to be doing her figure the world of good.

Looks like Tips has overdosed on anchovies again.